some guy raced a civic one night and wrote a freakin book about it on tt.net. Somewhere in the story he talked about how racing a civic is like f*cking a fat chick (fun til your friends find out) and he spoke of how the 4in pressure plate clutch screamed in terror of the cars awesome power or some such stuff.
PLEASE TELL ME SOMEONE ELSE REMEMBERS THIS...it was when I first found tt.net and it was and is the funniest thing I have ever read...FIND IT!